Some days you open the fridge and realize the last time you saw a grocery store checkout was when Britney Spears had her own hair. On days like these, when there’s nothing in the house but a can of tuna, ketchup and an unrecognizable container of green (let’s toss that, shall we?), dinner on the table can be a daunting experience.

Fortunately, I’d picked up some romaine lettuce (local and organic, no less!  Aren’t you proud of me?) at the farmer’s market.  As long as you have lettuce, you have dinner.  Because salad dressings can be made so many different ways, you can almost pull one out of thin air.

My reconnaissance mission turned up the following:  garlic, olive oil, sherry vinegar and dijon mustard.  Dinner!

CARAMELIZED GARLIC DRESSING

4-5 cloves garlic, peeled
1/3 c. light olive oil
1 Tbsp. dijon
1 Tbsp. brown sugar
4 Tbsp. sherry vinegar
Pinch salt and pepper

Pour about 2 Tbsp. of the olive oil into a skillet and saute the garlic until caramelized and light brown.   Don’t let ‘em burn or they’ll turn bitter.  You already know that though.

When they’re browned, drop them into a blender, add the sherry vinegar, brown sugar and the mustard and puree.  Slowly drizzle in the olive oil from the pan, then add the remaining olive oil.   Blend until it comes together and thickly coats a spoon.    Toss in a pinch of salt and pepper.  Taste.  If you want it sweeter, add more sugar, more tart, try a bit more vinegar.  You get the idea.   I’ve made this with Splenda too and it’s still good.

Further digging turned up some leftover chicken, a few black olives and a hunk of Asiago.  Not bad.

Ta da! Dinner from thin air (almost.)